Showing posts with label Lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lol. Show all posts

Monday, February 17, 2014

Anything wrong with this picture?

Here's Miami Heat's own Chris Bosh striking a pose on the quiet streets on New Orleans during the All-Star weekend. I might say he looks dapper from the waist up, not really sure about the rest. But other than that, I feel like something's terribly wrong here.....any pointers????????????????

NAIROBI:Man Arrested for importing Viagra ‘illegally’


A trader was arrested at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) on Monday after importing Viagra tablets worth Sh44 million.

The man was arrested on arrival from India, while carrying 440,000 of the tablets—according to police.

“He was arrested because he did not have an import permit for the drugs,” Airport CID chief Joseph Ngisa said explaining any such importation must be accompanied by approval certificates from the Pharmacy and Poisons Board.

During interrogations, police said the suspect – a Kenyan national, informed them that he intended to sell the drugs at Sh100 per tablet.

Police said they were finalising investigations to arraign the suspect in court on Tuesday.

Via Capital Fm

Friday, February 14, 2014

Kenya Moore heads to Nigeria to meet her African Oil Tycoon

Controversial reality star Kenya Moore is really trying to make us believe that she is dating a Nigerian oil tycoon! If you keep up with her reality show The Real Housewives of Atlanta, she tells anyone who can listen that she has a boo in Nigeria. She even showed off her white drop-top Bentley that he allegedly bought her. But unlike Naomi Campbell who avails her international boos, Kenya's man has remained a mystery! Her own cast mates doubt the existence of this man. I don't really blame them, given that last season she "hired" Walter to play her man on the reality show.

Fast forward to yesterday, she posted a pic of her boarding pass on Instagram, letting the whole world know that she was heading to Lagos, Nigeria. But guess what Kenya, Kelly Rowland is in Nigeria as we speak. America's Next Top Model winner Eva Marcille is heading to Nigeria soon, so that doesn't really prove a thing!

Let's wait and see if she'll post pics of the man as well.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Just for Laughs: Kids say the dandest things!

I'm in tears as I blog this. I've laughed all I can, now nursing tummy aches from the laughter.
Kids can mean to be brutally honest in their opinions and judgement of others. Proving just how matter of fact they can be, here's a collection of handwritten notes addressed to parents and others.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

17-year Old Soccer player Angered by Fans/Press Doubting his Age

I'm not a soccer/football fan nor do I blog about sports, but this particular story caught my attention. So there's this player who claims to be 17 years old, but to the naked eye looks like a 40 year old. Joseph Minala from Cameroon has been receiving backlash/criticism from fans across the globe for allegedly lying about his age. His Italian Club Lazio went as far as releasing his official documents to prove that the "17-year old" mid-fielder was not 41 as it's being speculated!

According to the Metro UK

Minala caused a stir this week because of his appearance after being one of the "youngest" players in recent years to be promoted to the Lazio first-team. He was subject of abuse on social media, with many claiming he was an age cheat, who is in fact much older than 17.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Prabal Gurung's show interrupted by a streaker

Well, it is Fashion Week in New York and anything is bound to happen!

Prabal Gurung‘s  Fall 2014 show was a spectacle indeed, but it wasn’t the clothes that made headlines over the weekend. At the end of the gorgeous display, a man wearing a jacket, crown, g-string and little else ran onto the set of Prabal Gurung’s Eastern-inspired collection show Saturday at Moynihan Station, blocking photographers’ shots before he was wrestled off the set by security.

While streakers often elicit cheers at sports games and school events, those seated at Gurung’s otherwise serene show were, for the most part, unamused. There were gasps and cries about how rude and unfortunate the stunt was. They, after all, are well aware of the effort that goes into the production.

Fashionista.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Kim Kardashian "Causes" a Saudi Couple's Divorce

Kim Kardashian’s famous body is the reason behind a divorce in Saudi Arabia. 

A woman from the southern town of Baha, who wanted to look like the reality star, after her husband admired her, went about changing her hairstyle and getting cosmetic surgery to that end. “I noticed that he admires Kim Kardashian, so I decided to be like her and even more beautiful,” the unidentified woman told the Saudi Arabic-language daily Sada. But the plan backfired.

“I changed my hairstyle and visited a plastic surgery clinic. I even tried to walk like Kim Kardashian in the hope my husband would be more attracted to me, but the results were not as I had wished. He said he did not like what I have done and started to argue about what I have done before he decided to divorce me and marry another woman.”

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Nigerian Woman Disowns “Gay Cat” For Displaying Same Sex Attraction!

Wonders never cease!!!!!!!

A middle-aged Nigerian woman yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, raised eye-brows by publicly disowning her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed “an unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature.”

The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.

Neighbours attested that none of the other cats born while the cat was in the house has it’s color, lending credence to the fact that it has not been able to mate with other female cats in its home or anywhere in the environ.
The cat owner who expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation said, “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

The cat’s renunciation which attracted members of the public was however dramatic as no one wanted to take ownership of such a cat.
After its rejection, many residents of the area have been thronging the house located on Gboko Street, Tudun Gwandara area of Lafia, the state capital to see things for themselves.

Must have been a slow-news day.

Source Leadership Nigeria

What is wrong with this picture??????????

For those who keep up with my blog, I posted a controversial post about the "black woman bondage chair" some time last week. It was about a Russian magazine that came under fire for an editorial photo showing an interviewee seated atop a chair designed to look like a black woman with a belt around her waist and thighs and her legs up in the air.

The magazine later offered an apology, but looks like that was not enough for a fellow Russian Alexander Kargaltsev, a gay New York City-based photographer and gay activist. In protest, he decided to stage his own response to the "outrageous and tasteless" portrait with an image of a naked black man seated on a naked white man, whose legs are folded up to create a "chair."

Kargaltsev explained the idea behind his photo to Out There Magazine, saying:
It deeply saddens me to see that racism is now being glamorized and thus made not only acceptable but trendy by the likes of Ms. Zhukova. My own composition reverses the visual injustice and offense perpetrated by that editorial and in a way restores the equality of genders, races, and sexual orientations. Sadly, I understand very well that my work will be seen by most Russians as provocative and inappropriate, while that repulsive image (published on Martin Luther King’s Day of all days in a year) will hardly make anyone over there shake their head.
Your thought pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Pure Comedy:Parrot rats out driver to cops at alcohol checkpoint: 'He's drunk!'

Guillermo Reyes was pulled over by traffic officers at a routine alcohol checkpoint in Mexico City last week.

As he got out of his blue Chevy to be tested, cops heard a voice saying: "He's drunk, he's drunk." At first, they thought someone else was inside the vehicle, but, on closer inspection, they were stunned to see it was Reyes' beloved bird turned snitch.

El Universal reports that Reyes was indeed found to be drunk and was subsequently arrested.
The duo was taken to El Torito, the capital city's "hangover prison," where anyone found driving with more than the legal 0.08 alcohol limit is taken to sober up and stay the night.
Source Ny Daily